I will write short comedy, like parody or satire

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No School Assignments: In response to a popular request, please understand that it's my personal policy not to write school assignments for customers. However, if you're only looking to brainstorm ideas for something you're planning to write, I do have a gig for that :)

Regarding Objectionable Material: I reserve the right to deny any material that I might find personally objectionable. This includes anti-religious material, salacious material, gore, et cetera. This isn't a complete list; please message first. My style of comedy is mostly clean(-ish).

No Reseller Accounts: If you're a "middleman" or "entrepreneur" account, please look elsewhere. I prefer to work directly with the "end user" :)