I will rewrite your ai generated copy so it sounds human

You can always tell. The tidy three-item lists. The sentence that says "it's not just X, it's Y." The relentless enthusiasm of a machine that has never once been disappointed. Your readers can tell too, and it makes them trust you less.

I'm a copywriter with 30 years in advertising and a side career doing stand-up comedy, which means I've spent a long time learning what makes a sentence land and what makes an audience check their phone. I don't run your text through another tool. I rewrite it, the way a person would.

BASIC: De-Slop. Up to 500 words rewritten to sound like a human wrote them. No robot tells left behind.

STANDARD: De-Slop Plus. Up to 1500 words rewritten, plus a short note on what gave it away, so your next draft starts better.

PREMIUM: Voice Match. Up to 3000 words rewritten in your brand voice. Send me samples of writing that sounds like you and I'll match it.

Website copy, emails, blog posts, LinkedIn, ads, decks. If a person has to read it, it should sound like a person wrote it.