I will do MORE stuff for you

If you need one of my gigs, but need MORE work doing on it, you can arrange with me how much needs doing and then use this gig to help cover extraneous costs.

Things I wont do for 'extra' include, but are not limited to:

• Walk into a restaurant with a gorilla costume on.
• Put a dirty sock in someone's mailbox.
• Blow spit bubbles.
• Square dance.
• Sit quietly and behave myself.

For most other things, feel free to ask If I can do it.