I will be your spokesperson as elmer, drinking coffee

Recession Special.

Elmer drinks coffee at the rooming house table and talks about your message. He has limited subject matter. Due to prior contractual obligations books and survival products are off the table. Nothing for Clickbank. Check with us before ordering. "I will speak for you. Your love life (be kind), your message to your Mom, stuff about your company's services. Minnesota Nice, so don't use a potty mouth." He will try to read what you write, but sometimes he just doesn't get it. Uff-da.

So, order the gig, write down the words and send them in. Please count them and order a gig extra when they exceed 25 words. Elmer needs you to help him out here. See gig extra for 300 and more words. And even more on 500 words. Ouch on the price. Sorry.

Revisions are not free. If he says George instead of Julie, he might redo it free, but if you just want it different, expect to pay. Be fair, his rate is low.

He always ends his Hwy 61 Filling Station show on youtube by saying, "See you later, alligator." He might say it here.

You got it? You bet. Now, go for it. Send in your script for review.