I will write you a generic douche song

I will write you a two chord generic douche bag song. The ladies will love it. A guaranteed laugh at how true it actually is! We were walking down the hall playing 2 chords, and some guy said "shut the hell up" and his gilfriend said "noo I love that song" it was just two random chords, was funny as hell. we are hoping to re-create that for a fiverr.