I will talk to you about anything for 5 minutes

For seven minutes, we will talk on the phone or over Skype in a casual way about whatever you would like, so long as it is not vulgar towards me.

Whether you want to get something off of your chest, are feeling lonely, or are just bored, I'm here for you to chat it up with. I can give advice or just listen. I will be there if you need me, and I am nonjudgmental.

For an extra five minutes, just double the order and it will come out to ten dollars.

I look forward to chatting with you.

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