I will test your website

I am an experienced professional software tester. I will be happy to provide 20 minutes of general website user interface testing for one fiver (no adult sites please). I will then send a list (Typically in a txt doc to cut down time for more testing) of any defects and/or errors I find. As of right now the timeframe is within 24 hours. The opinions I have will be typically be limited to functionality.