I will give a hypnotic testimonial for your business

I'll create a 30 - 60 second hypnotic testimonial to suck in and capture your potential customers business. Basically, you will write me a script to use which will cover what role you want me to play, and include your company name, specific product you want me to testify on, etc. I will take your script and apply covert hypnosis language patterns that will entice likely buyers to purchase the product or do business with you. I reserve the right to deny service to anyone I do not wish to represent (which is anything unclean, unethical, etc.) PLEASE READ ALL INSTRUCTIONS BEFORE PURCHASING.