I will write anything for your business

Nothing sells like a story. I once came back from washing my hands and started telling my friend something absurd about the faucet (which, in my defense, WAS hilarious), and she said, "Bri. You can literally make a story out of anything." And she's right. I've made a living off of telling stories--in book form, tweet form, business copy form. Why? Because they sell.

I want to tell people why they want you. If what you need is an email, an email campaign, a newsletter, and article, a blogpost, a Kickstarter campaign. Let's talk.

Jesus has gotta be the best-selling anarchist of all time. The dude knew exactly what he was doing, getting what he cared about out in stories. Now I'm not promising you I can start you a world religion (get OUT, scientologists), but what I can do is tell your story. If you want someone to aggregate your info in a statistically satisfying way? Call someone who isn't me! They'll do it better! But you want your story told? Call me.

*If you have a project that will run much lower than 1,000 words, feel free to contact me and I'm happy to adjust my rate down! Limited options on ye olde Fiverre.